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🗓️ May 9, 2025
Have you ever been in a cinema ever (there's problems with that) well there is a likely chance you have seen these “loveable” creatures. Well what if I told you that these creatures are DESTROYING YOUR SOUL. Ephesians 5:11 – …
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Brothers and sisters, gather ‘round the campfire of truth, for we must expose the *den of wilderness iniquity* known as **Youth Camps**! 🌲 These so-called “Christian retreats” lure our young ones with promises of fellowship and fun, but beneath the …
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# The Ungodly Truth Behind the Chicken Sandwich! Brethren, it is with a heavy heart that we must expose yet another wolf in sheep’s clothing masquerading as a wholesome enterprise: **Chick-fil-A**, the so-called “Christian” fast-food chain that has deceived millions …
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Author: The Freedom-Deniers' Fellowship of Finger-Pointing -- At dontperish.org (the parody one, not the bullhorn-on-the-sidewalk one), we’re finally ready to renounce all gratitude toward military veterans. Why? Because according to the most recent sidewalk scroll from our local Discernment Prophet, …
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Author: A Concerned Watchman Watching the Watchmen -- This is a biblical testing and exposing of the street-preaching, sign-waving, video-screaming, fellowship-denying Discernment Blogger a man so devoted to truth, he’s lovingly severed every last spiritual relationship he ever had. This …
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By: Brother Tolerance, Esq. | dontperish.org Department of Chronological Compliance -- Jerusalem — 33 A.D. In an exclusive archaeological revelation, new timekeeping scrolls discovered behind a stone coffee shop near Golgotha confirm what only the truly elect have always suspected: …
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Author: Former Disciple of Mahomes, Now Just Lost -- I used to be like you. Every Sunday, I tithed my time to the Red Kingdom. I raised my hands — not in worship, but for first downs. I wore crimson …
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