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Discernment Blogger Exposed: Holier-Than-Thou and Loving It

🗓️ May 5, 2025

Discernment Blogger Exposed: Holier-Than-Thou and Loving It

Author: A Concerned Watchman Watching the Watchmen

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This is a biblical testing and exposing of the street-preaching, sign-waving, video-screaming, fellowship-denying Discernment Blogger a man so devoted to truth, he’s lovingly severed every last spiritual relationship he ever had.

This testing is for the saints out there those who wonder if this blogger’s self-appointed ministry of endless rebuking is truly the fruit of the Spirit… or just a DIY cult of one, cleverly disguised as “truth-telling.

“By their fruits ye shall know them…” Matthew 7:16 (Which, for the record, does not say “By their tripod setup ye shall know them.”)

📜 His “Biblical Standards” (Which Are Actually Just His Opinions) The Discernment Blogger™ claims to follow only the Word of God. But we have documented proof (see below) that what he really follows is a complex and ever-shifting flowchart of extra-biblical preferences, such as:

Head coverings must reach ear-level, but not too far lest you become Mennonite

Church buildings are sin… unless you live in one

All pastors are false teachers unless they agree with him 100% on Easter, modesty, and potluck protocol

Obedience is required, but joy is optional (and suspicious)

Women are allowed to speak, but only to say “Amen” after he’s done talking

Let us be clear: this man is not a Pharisee. He simply acts like one, sounds like one, quotes scripture like one, shuns fellowship like one, accuses everyone like one… but he’s definitely not a Pharisee. He has a blog to prove it.

🕵️‍♂️ EXPOSED: Fruits of the Flesh We lovingly call this a “fruit check” — because as Paul taught, the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience… Meanwhile, the fruit of this blogger is:

Accusations

Suspicion

Condemnation

Zero fellowship

87 hours of sermon-length YouTube rebukes (with a GoPro and a wind tunnel mic)

Ask yourself: Is there any joy in this “ministry” at all? If there is, it’s the joy of declaring everyone else apostate.

🧠 Evidence of Self-Exaltation “We are not part of any denomination, don’t take money, and don’t want followers.” — Every Cult Leader Ever

Despite the humble branding, we’ve documented the following signs of spiritual pride:

Has not been corrected since 1998 (and even then, it didn’t stick)

Prefers solitary walks with scripture to actual communion with saints

Measures spiritual maturity by how many people he has marked and avoided

Sees every rebuke against him as proof he’s right

Ends every blog post with, “We love you, but we will not reason with you unless you already agree”

📣 Final Rebuke According to Titus 3:10, we must reject a divisive man after the first and second warning. And this man has had… about 473.

We do not do this out of spite — but out of love. Love for the gospel. Love for the sheep he’s scaring away. Love for the bunnies he rebuked outside the feed store last Easter.

🛑 Call to Action We call all true followers of Christ to:

✅ Test this man’s fruits ✅ Compare his blog to the Beatitudes ✅ Ask why a man with no accountability, no joy, no church, and no grace is considered a “voice of truth” ✅ Consider that perhaps the “remnant” he speaks of isn't shrinking because of holiness — but because he’s burned every relational bridge down to ash

“God resists the proud, but gives grace to the humble.” — James 4:6

👣 Until he repents: We lovingly mark and avoid him

We pray he finds joy, not just judgment

We remind him that the “narrow road” isn’t supposed to be traveled alone with a selfie stick

Satirically submitted with brotherly rebuke and slightly more fellowship than a concrete sidewalk. — dontperish.org | Heresy Hunters Hunting Heresy


✝️ This post was published in full satirical fun.
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