Contact Us (We Dare You)

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So you’ve made it this far, huh? Maybe you’re furious that we didn’t rebuke bunnies hard enough. Or maybe you have a deep theological correction you'd like to share — typed entirely in capital letters with zero punctuation.

Whatever your reason, we reluctantly provide this form... but be warned:

• ✉️ We may or may not read your message.
• 📖 Any heretical content you submit becomes our intellectual property for public roasting.
• 🧂 All complaints are fed directly into our salt shaker and seasoned for later use.
• 📬 Replies take 3–7 spiritual dispensations, minimum.

But if you're still brave enough to reach out, please use the form below. Or better yet, just **write it in the dust on your local sidewalk and scream at it.**

Name (real or prophetic alias)

Email Address

Message (or Theological Manifesto)

Send Message (Button Currently Disabled Until Revival)

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For actual contact, try yelling at the sky or sending a dove. Or email [email protected] if it’s *really* that serious.